I swear, get a little alcohol in some clubbing “I seem to be experiencing a mid-life crisis” yuppie with some pre-mature male pattern baldness, and they think they run the whole god damn city.
The other night, I was out skating, when a car pulls up, and this drunk dude stumbles out towards me.
“YO!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?”
“Skating… You got a problem?”
“… never mind.”
Ok, that should have been the end of it. Apparently however, our pre-mature male pattern baldness clubber friend also experiences Alzheimer”.
“Yo! What are you doing?!”
“Didn’t I already tell you?”
“Do you deal airbags?”
Now I’ve been asked if I deal drugs before by people looking to buy, which I find hilarious since personally I’m straight edge… but airbags? Must be code for some new drug… something so sinister, it cannot be called by it’s real name otherwise the devil snatches your soul…
“I don’t even know what the hell that is…”
“Because my car’s been broken into so many times, and if it gets broken into again, I’m going to fucking flip.”
Ahhh, he thinks I want to break into his car. For any drunk yuppies reading this: I’m no expert, but it’s generally considered bad strategy to bring attention to your car if you don’t want someone to break into it. Also, if you are talking to someone who you think is going to break into your car, its usally frowned upon to inform said suspect that there are valuables within.
“I understand people wanna do drugs and what not, but don’t fund them with my fucking airbags!”
“I don’t do drugs buddy.”
“Well I do!”
Well no kidding! I would have never guessed by your seeminglessly flawless logic, and your random outbursts to threaten someone skating at 1 am!
“And I swear to god, if it gets broken into again… I’m going to flip!!!”
Well, quite honestly, I didn’t even know that airbags were valuable, but now that he mentions it, I do have student loans to pay for… but I wouldn’t know how to get an airbag out anyway. I hope someone came along and busted into his car on principle. The yuppies in my hood aren’t too bright.
More Mixes To Break Into People’s Cars With:
Drunken Yuppies Breaking Into My House Mix
Songs To Piss Off The Personal Trainer Below Me Mix
Fuck The Flu Mix
Intermission (A Short Mix)