Sometimes you just don’t have time to be putting up with long epic bullshit. So take your crazy guitar solos elsewhere, because here is the top 20 songs that finish under 35 seconds (Holy smokes batman! You can listen to every one of these songs here, and be done in under 10 minutes!)
20.River City Rebels – He She It
Raging gang vocals.
I wouldn’t mess with him.
Rather pissed off hardcore… I’d be pissed too if I lived in Boston.
I ask myself this question everyday.
I don’t think that’s the reason…
15. NOFX – Gotta Pee
This song has become my anthem anytime I have to… and it annoys the hell out of everyone.
Actually, I thought it was Global Warming, but whatever.
Catchiest song on the list.
Only song on the list that involves horns.
For a band that isn’t a ska band… they sure play it well.
Oh Shit! I lied about #11.
Kid Dynamite influenced punk rock.
A big fuck you to all vegetarians (including myself.)
Only the Souls could make a 30 second song an anthem.
The song will be over by the time you try to decipher what the hell the title means.
Can you say living room Mosh pit?
They probably don’t care that they’re on this list.
Possibly the most energetic opener I’ve ever heard.
You won’t be able to get it out of your head.